With 35 years spent in the funeral business, I penned my memoir book Undertakings of an Undertaker in 2015, and a new fiction short story book Tales Unleashed in 2019. I'm intrigued by 'unusual' type stories and will be presenting some here for you..please stop in often! (following each post here, you may leave a comment by clicking on 'no comments' ..then leave yours!
Wednesday, November 28, 2018
The book's front cover photo
Happy to announce today that my publisher Book Stand Publishing
has chosen one of many many pictures I submitted to them for the front
cover of my new short story book Tales Unleashed, and it's from the
Five Corners Cemetery....how appropriate is that! This was the little
cemetery just fifty yards from where myself, two brothers and a sister
use to play in from time to time as kids. At least two generations of
the Swans are buried there. I'm very pleased they selected this photo...
it will make Tales Unleashed even more special to me.
They are working on the cover and back cover now and I'll share it here
when it's completed. Tales Unleashed is destined for release on January 3rd.
Friday, November 23, 2018
Did he live in a time past?
Billy Anderson was a young man who kept having a recurring
dream about an accident that he had been involved with.....
not just a few weeks or years ago, but actually several
decades ago.
And now a new injury on the swing-set would puzzle everyone,
including his doctor, his mother, and Billy himself.
Time and space is a complicated realm we all live in.....
the mind and the body are inter-woven into a very complex
puzzle which we may not have all the answers for.
Read about Billy's touch with the past in the new book
Tales Unleashed....coming out in a few short weeks.
It may challenge you to re-think about where you are now...
and perhaps, where you might have been a long time ago.
Friday, November 2, 2018
It was February, 1954....
On a bright sunny day in the month of February, nine year old
Julie VanBuren would go on an ice skate that she would most
likely never forget.....
The image that appeared beneath the ice where she stood would lead her
mother to a search of historical records in and around Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
McHenry creek had witnessed a tragedy...and now a visitor.
The chill that was felt that day would not be warmed by the bright
sunshine, it would only become more intense as the days passed.
You see, Julie's encounter that day on McHenry creek was one that
had been encountered by others before her.
It's a story you won't want to miss.
It's chapter 24 in the new book, Tales Unleashed, coming in a few weeks
from Book Stand Publishing....the projected release date is now
January 3rd, 2019!
Monday, October 29, 2018
The one and only Karen....
It was a stock photograph that’s used by most
record companies…a posed black and white photo
on gloss finished stock, centered over the
A&M Records logo. They were produced by the
thousands and given away at concerts, sent out
in the mail, used in promotions.
In 1976 while at WINR in Binghamton I was
completely intoxicated by one Karen Carpenter.
I had played her songs on the air for many
years, and our station at one time had thought
about trying to have her and brother Richard
do a concert at the Broome County arena.
We had in the past had some big names; Dion,
Danny and the Juniors, Chubby Checker, the
Shirelles, just to name a few.
So then we reached out to the Carpenters and
their agents to see about availability. I’m
not sure I remember all the details, but I do
remember it just couldn’t be arranged…it was
I’m sure a combination of money and maybe the
size of the venue, etc.
A few weeks later I received an 8 by 11 inch brown
mailer addressed to me from California.
Hastily opening it before going on the air at
10:00 a.m. to do my show, I removed what felt
like a photograph wrapped in tissue paper.
Gently removing the paper, I saw her gazing
at me, straight on. I quickly scanned the
photo of Karen, my eyes quickly darting to
the upper right hand corner and the note saying,
“Stan, thanks for playing my music, Karen”
You could have pushed me over with a feather.
I still get chills to this day thinking of that
great gift the mailman had brought me that week.
I indeed had a huge crush on her, no doubt about
it.
And I have searched for that photograph for years
now, to no avail. Maybe someday it will turn up..
at least I’m hoping for such.
Eight years later, in February of 1983, we lost
Karen Carpenter at age 32. I was crushed. I felt
like I had lost a member of my family. And to be
very honest, I’m still haunted by her.. every time
I hear one of her songs…that crisp, clear perfect
voice, singing her songs with such meaning and
eloquence. I don’t really think there will be
another Karen Carpenter. And I think her brother
Richard who performed with her would echo my
sentiments.
So here’s to you Karen. We all miss you, your
voice, your music. Thank you for your music
and I was so humbled to broadcast it for so
many people to enjoy. Sleep well.
SS
Thursday, October 25, 2018
It's Halloween...
One of the best times of the year for some good story telling...and
walking down a country road at twilight with a full moon hanging
in the sky.
I have several good tales that I have written and could relate to you
here...but I think I'll just tease you a bit, because before too awfully
long they will appear in my new book Tales Unleashed.
Twenty eight stories, and a few pencil drawings that I think will
captivate your imagination...and hopefully give you a couple
of goose bumps.......
So, until I get back to you here...stay safe during that chilling night
and week that's approaching. And remember, when you hear that
rap at the door...it could be just me, coming to do a little
trick or treating.....or, maybe no one will be there when you
answer the door. Either way, it will make you look twice.!
Oh, by the way ....in case you missed the post of my visit to
the grave of Twilight Zone creator and writer Rod Serling...
you can still read it...just scroll down a page or two. It was
a very cool visit indeed!
Saturday, October 13, 2018
Final disposition of ashes (cremains).....
At all of my presentations, I'm always asked by folks in attendance about
the final disposition of ashes (cremains).
The crematory processes your loved one's remains and encases them in a
plastic bag with a twist tie, and then inserts them usually into a hard plastic
box with a lid that snaps shut. This is how they are usually returned to
the funeral home that handled the death for the family. However... if you
purchase an urn at the time of arrangements...many times that urn can be
sent to the crematory with the body.. and the cremains can be loaded
directly into the urn... saving that extra step of removing from the plastic
box and loading the urn at the funeral home. And many times, families
will purchase what they call 'keepsakes'....small containers the size of
your fist. Sometimes a family will want to split cremains up and often
times will want two, three or four keepsakes filled with cremains.
Keep in mind that the average body will produce about one to one and
one half quarts of cremains... so there is quite a bit there to deal with.
In New York State... when a person is cremated, the death certificate will
list the crematory as the place of disposition.... not a cemetery you have
in mind. NYS considers the crematory the final resting place... no matter
what happens to the cremains after they leave their property.
There is a certificate of cremation which is sent back with the cremains.
That certificate must accompany the urn or box of cremains if they are
to be buried in a formal cemetery setting.
Yes, lot's of questions about cremation. Do not be afraid to ask your
local funeral director if you have other questions... many times he can
give the details right over the phone, saving a trip to his establishment.
My motto: it's always best to find out ahead of time...so, pick up that
phone and give him or her a jingle, your director is anxious to be of
help to you!
Thanks for the article...
Want to thank Jasmine Willis of the Genesee Country Express for attending
my presentation ten days ago in Wayland. You can read the article at the
following link:
http://www.dansvilleonline.com/news/20181012/swan-talks-funeral-business-at-lowell-club
Next presentations:
Cohocton Library on the 20th and the Andover Historical Society
on Tuesday, Oct. 23rd!
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