Beagle in church..
Even in the funeral business you will find lite moments.. moments that
seem to have been placed there on purpose if you will, just to relieve
the strain of the day. The following is one such moment. A real story
from the book Undertakings of an Undertaker, true stories of being
laid to rest. This happened while I was with the
Phillips Funeral Home in Corning. I can't help but smile each time I review it...
maybe because I'm a former Beagle owner and dog lover. You'll smile too
when you read it.
A Beagle in Church (Day of the Beagle)
My assistant and I arrived at the Methodist Church in plenty of time for the scheduled 1:00 pm memorial service. We unloaded the five floral pieces and placed them appropriately around the alter and the riser in front of where I would be seating the family.
The gentleman who had passed just three days earlier had been cremated, and his lovely wife, also getting on in years, had decided she would like his service at their church where they had been married some forty- five
years earlier. This is truly the full circle of life, being baptized at a church, perhaps being married at the same altar a couple of decades later, and finally having your mortal remains taken to the same facility for a final goodbye. What would transpire at that altar less than an hour from now was another of those “it will never happen again” moments, a moment indeed worth writing about.
The church members started to arrive within twenty minutes of the appointed hour, and I briskly assisted them at the register book, handing them a service bulletin and directing them to a seat. One elderly lady with a rough looking fox wrapped about her neck whispered in my ear as she passed, "Do you fellows have Mrs. Billings who passed away last night? She was a dear and I must know where she will be laid out."
Having no knowledge of the woman's death, I remarked back to her, "I'm so sorry, but no, our firm has not been notified of her passing. Perhaps one of the other firms in town has her."
"Oh quite so" she uttered back. "Although, your firm does such a lovely job, can't see anyone wanting to go elsewhere."
Before I could suggest she look at the evening newspaper, she had quickly left me and had made her way through the double doors at the back of the church. She was heading for one of the nearby ancient wood pews, which had no padding, just a straight back and a most uncomfortable contour. I had figured out years ago why so many churches built a century ago configured them as such. It would be very difficult, if not impossible, to fall asleep in one of these pews. Even if a man or woman of the cloth were to go on for an hour, or more, you most assuredly would have to be constantly manipulating your back and limbs to keep from seizing up. This surely would keep you awake through the majority of the sermon delivery!
Within twenty minutes , we had almost seventy people in church. The pastor winked at me on his way in and said,"Good day young man. I'll try to be brief today." Now when a Pastor says that, be prepared. What that means is that you will be there for the duration. In fact, you might miss your first child’s birth.
Soon, the pastor was at his post, and the organist had sounded the official opening with his rendition of “The Old Rugged Cross”. To my left, came two very young and distinguished looking members of the U.S. Navy. The deceased had been a Veteran of the Navy, and these folks were here to present the flag to his wife who now sat in the first pew on the right. I instructed them on where the wife was seated, what she was wearing etc.. They stretched their necks to make sure they had her in sight and nodded in the affirmative to me. I thanked them in advance for their service and they said in return to me, "You're welcome Sir. We are honored to be here today."
The pastor had finished his sermon and from the pulpit announced that military honors would now be accorded before the final blessings given. The two service people walked slowly in step up the middle aisle of the church. Their actions together, almost forming one person. Military honors were always moving, seeing the flag unfolded, refolded and handed to a loved one, thanking them for the veteran's service to the nation. But today, there would be a little icing on the cake.
As the service attendants held the flag fully unfolded and prepared for the re-fold, out of a secondary parallel aisle to the left came running the unmistaken brown, black and white dog body of a small Beagle. He hit the main aisle, made a sharp left turn and bolted for the front of the church. As he passed three rows of pews, several in attendance started to laugh, a sharp contrast to the seriousness of the two Navy personnel who looked on, trying to keep their composure. As the Beagle passed the eighth and ninth aisles, a gentleman on the very inside reached down, grabbed the Beagle and gingerly pulled him up on the pew, putting to an end to his uninvited presence at this most solemn occasion.
I believe the widow never knew what happened behind her, and the flag presentation was completed with all its dignity that could be mustered. We never did find out who the dog belonged to, but everyone in attendance had a smile on their face as they left. I’m sure many were thinking that this was not an accident, but rather planned by a "Higher Up" authority to lessen the pain of those in attendance. If it was HIS will, it worked. After all, who couldn't love a Beagle in church.
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