With 35 years spent in the funeral business, I penned my memoir book Undertakings of an Undertaker in 2015, and a new fiction short story book Tales Unleashed in 2019. I'm intrigued by 'unusual' type stories and will be presenting some here for you..please stop in often! (following each post here, you may leave a comment by clicking on 'no comments' ..then leave yours!
Tuesday, June 27, 2017
What would Andy say?
If Andy Rooney was still with us.. I think he'd be saying
something like this about those screens and speakers
at the gas pumps...."I don't like all that pizzazz now at
the gas pumps..I like it quiet when I pump gas.. I don't
want to look at some ad for dried out pizza they're selling
inside for $3.00 a slice..I don't like the rap music.. or
the country rap music..I think rap people need a ruler side
the head from my old 3rd grade teacher..I don't like the
station pushing their latest credit card offer while I'm
pumping my gas...I pay cash...I don't like the gal in a
skimpy dress on the screen who claims you can't live
the rest of the day without her sugary soft drink....just let
me get my gas in peace...like the old days...when the guy
would come out, wipe your windshield, pump you gas and
check your oil. It's enough to make you go back to riding
a horse... you had the smell but it sure was quiet...
just my thoughts."
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