Friday, September 22, 2017

Build your own.....casket?




Yes, things continue to move forward, or backward,
depending on your point of view, in the funeral business.

Many years ago when I would meet with a family they
would say,
"Stan.. just put me in a plain wood box, no frills.. just
a box and put me in the ground."

Wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that over
thirty plus years. And many did get just that.
There were a few suppliers around the country that
would supply just a plain wood box.... they
certainly were no frills, no fuss, just basic as
basic could be.

Now; enter Amazon. And you can purchase your
very own wood casket KIT...yes...here is what they
say about it:

Build-Your-Own Simple 
Pine Casket Kit - Made 
from Sustainable Pine 
From Wisconsin's North 
Woods - Suitable For Any
 Cemetery, Natural Burial,
or Cremation - Wood Casket


So, there you have it. You can buy it ahead of time..put
it together for a conversation piece....on end as a
gun storage unit...oh, you'll think of some uses I'm
sure before you are actually 'ready' for it.
I like Amazon, but I think I'll buy my casket/coffin
from my local funeral director...Amazon has enough
business already... just my opinion.

2017......gee... what will 'they' think of next?

Monday, September 11, 2017

Remembering the Twin Towers...








Hard to believe it has been sixteen years since those devastating

attacks at the World Trade Center. So many innocent lives lost,

all for an ideology. Thousands of lives were lost that day,

and thousands of other lives changed forever. Families of

lost office workers, police, firemen, rescue workers. And

more continue to die yearly from the medical after-effects of

working around the clean up at ground zero.

I remember that month well, when Sheriff Randy Belmont of

the Allegany Co. Sheriffs office led a detail of six from our

department to do security and recovery work. The clock continues

to move on.... like it does in all events, good and bad.

But we must not forget those innocent ones that lost their lives

that day....those that had children who are now adults...and they

are remembering parents taken from them prematurely.

So let's take a moment this week, just to sit and reflect on that

day.... and maybe pray for better days and events to come to

all of our futures....it will be time well spent.

Friday, September 1, 2017

'A quick look'...




As promised not too long ago.... here is a sampling for you from
the new book which is about 70% complete. This is the rough
draft....it has not been corrected for ...well anything...so please
remember that as you take a quick read. This has been and continues
to be one of the biggest projects I've ever attempted...and I hope
to have it completed in the next few months... so stay tuned.
The name of the book will remain 'under wraps' until it's
ready to be released; that from the publisher. So...
please have your friends drop into the site here and look around
as well.  At the end... you may leave a comment if you like;
good, bad or ugly.. kind of like the song from the sixties
remember? Have a great week... and stay safe.   SS
















            

The wind had been fierce all night.  Travis was awake
 most of it as the wind challenged a couple of the
seasoned and loose shutters which smacked against
cracked shingles.   The house must have been magnificent
 when grand dad had first built it…a castle if you will in
 the middle of nowhere it seemed, surrounded by desert,
 rocks, cactus and a few spruce trees. The small stream
 which came from the nearby foothills was most of the
time only a trickle, not even recognizable as such in
summer. It was home though and it was good just
to be home. 

Soon after dawn had arrived Travis and Caleb, after
 woofing down a quick breakfast, headed out the
 front door to the barn less than thirty yards away.
They quickly noticed one piece of roofing lying nearby,
 a result no doubt of the tearing wind from the night before.
 “We’ll have to get that back up later” said Travis.  “I’ll
send you up to do the job…I hate being off the
ground….. even if it is only twenty feet.”

Caleb laughed out loud.  “Yeah, go ahead and sacrifice
the little brother, he won’t mind.” They both laughed
gingerly as Caleb gave a quick poke to his brother’s left
 shoulder.  Travis had fallen from the back porch
several years earlier resulting in just scrapes and bruises,
but the experience left him a bit shy of anything
 involving height.  It had taken him some time and patience
 by his father to get him to mount a horse….but
if you can’t ride a horse on a ranch, you’re pretty
 much useless, so Travis took the challenge and finally
 relinquished his fears. Just as Caleb unlatched the
 barn door, Travis’ right hand came up with
the ‘stop what you’re doing gesture’.  “What?” said
 Caleb “What is it?”

“I hear a wagon coming up the road” replied Travis.
 “It’s just coming up the gully now… can’t you hear it?”
 Caleb turned his head to the left, leaning in the direction
 Travis indicated.  “Nothin” said Caleb. 

“Well somebody’s comin” said Travis.  “Go get the
Winchester just in case.”   The Winchester .44 repeating
 rifle with 16 bullets in it was tucked just behind the front
 door, always ready for a quick defense if someone looked
threatening or worse. Caleb had the gun in his hand and
 Travis had bounded up the two steps just as the covered
 buckboard rounded the corner of the barn and headed
 for the house.  The Appaloosa horse pulling the wagon
 was pretty rough looking, almost like it had mange, it
appeared tired and worn with tuffs of hair missing from
it’s front right quarter. The wagon it pulled was a buckboard
much like the one on the ranch but slightly longer with
a strange looking cover.. not like a covered wagon, but
 more of a tent cover with a peak in the middle with
 sides pulled down and nailed to the wagon’s sides.
As Caleb lowered the rifle in the direction of the
 oncoming stranger…a yell came out;
“Hold on their partner I’m a friendly”, the driver had
one hand on the reins, the other raised in a ‘I surrender gesture.’

The driver pulled the rig another ten feet and stopped sideways
to the front porch, giving the Dawson brothers full view of it.
The side of the wagon read ‘William Bailey’s Traveling Hardware and
Sundries, and was done in faded red barn paint on a tattered sign
that looked like it had survived at least a dozen Indian attacks.
Hung on the side of the wagon were at least a dozen burlap bags with
wares  poking their way out of the not quite secured openings.
As the large man jumped from the wagon to the ground, the wagon
squeaking loudly as if giving a sigh of relief from the weight. 
The big man had on grey wide striped pants, a yellowed long sleeve shirt
missing two top buttons, and a dark brown business coat
                                                                       
                                                                                               

tailed at the back and sporting a gold chain that looped from a left
side watch pocket. His hat, a black derby with blue band held one
distinctive crow’s feather swooping towards the back.
“William Bailey at your service” the short, pudgy man blurted, as he
tipped his hat in their direction, almost looking for a donation.
                                                                                                                       

“If Bill Bailey doesn’t have it…you don’t need it” followed by a belly
laugh that had Travis and Caleb in a quandary as to what they were witnessing.
 Caleb lowered the rifle, feeling a more secure now that the stranger had
identified himself. Even without the Winchester, Caleb thought it wouldn’t
be hard to take this fella down… he looked overweight and pretty soft.
Bailey walked up to the pair, extended his hand and said “Haven’t been out
to this part of Arizona before but thought I’d scout it out and maybe
make it part of my route... try to see most of my customers about twice a
year.” 

“What do you got in that wagon?” inquired Caleb. 
“Well, what do you need young man? I have a little of everything but if
you’re in the market for a young woman…ha…that’s one thing I don’t have…it’s bad luck travelin’ around these parts with a woman.”  He laughed again,
striking the side of his black and grey striped pants, sending a wisp of dust
into the air.  “Sure is dry already out here” quipped Bailey. “Is it always this
dry this early?”

“Afraid it’s going to be a long summer” replied Travis.  “Let me find my father
and you can do your sales talkin’ to him…Caleb and I have work to do.”
“Suit yourself” replied Bailey.  “I’ve no schedule to keep… it’s early in the
day and I  just want to head towards Tucson by mid day if I can.”
Bailey returned to the rear of his wagon, pulled up and tied the canvass
that was pulled over the back, revealing the contents which he hoped would
soon be inspected by the boy’s father.  But were they boys thought Bailey?
The older Travis looked at least twenty five, slim in build, wiry and looking
the part of someone who could easily take care of himself.  The younger one

Caleb appeared the younger, a little heavier, long auburn hair streaming to
his shoulders but neatly kept. Each wore a cowboy hat that showed evidence
of many months being out in the elements.  Bailey presumed that Travis was the
 ‘boss’ of the two, just by the demeanor and positioning of the two as he had
approached the property. 

“My Pa will be out directly to talk with you” barked Travis as he motioned for
Caleb to head back to their duties in the barn.  Bailey gave a wave of his hand
as he started to pull items from the back of the buckboard.
“Travis…I’d really like to take a gander at what that guy’s got” said Caleb.
“Probably just a bunch of high price junk” returned Travis as he handed
  a hammer to Caleb. “Let’s get that ladder up and that shingle put back on
the roof….we don’t need Pa giving us directions for something we know needs
being done…and when we finish that you can go replace that board on the
porch that you’ve been putting off.”

Caleb grabbed the tool and made his way to the barn wall where the ladder
was secured, covered with dirt and debris, evidence that it had been some time
before it had been used.

“What can I help you with today?” came the question from Richard Dawson
who had made his way to the back of the wagon. Bailey turned around quickly
and responded with “No no good man… it’s what can I help YOU with today
kind sir?” as he extended his hand to shake the senior Dawson’s right hand.
“William Bailey is the name, and if you are in need of almost anything in
hardware or other sundries… I probably have it stowed in the back of this
traveling crate of mine.”

“Can’t say I’ve seen a rig like this before” said Richard, “Of your creation?”
“Well actually” said Bailey, “a Shoshone chief up in Utah gave it to me
many years ago in trade for a few cases of pretty good fire water!”
Bailey broke out again in a hardy laugh, watching for Richards’ reaction
which was indeed a good chuckle as well.  “I could use some six penny nails
and maybe a new rat tail file if you’ve got one hidden in there somewhere.”
Bailey replied, “Can do sir, can do… just give me a few minutes to sort things
out and we’ll do some business together.”

And so it was William Bailey had made his first stop ever south of Tucson
on the Four Aces ranch.  As Bailey bid the Dawsons goodbye, he gave a
yell at the old Appaloosa and they were on their way back from which they
came.  Looking back over his shoulder as they made their way out

Bailey gave a shout, “Should be back this way before winter God willing,
nice meetin’ you fellas… and take care now.”  Within a minute he was
gone, and Travis looked at Caleb and Richard and uttered, “did you ever
see such a character as that?  How has he survived being by himself out
there  sellin’ pots and pans and stuff?”

Richard replied, “Son, some people have more than just a good way
with folks… some have pure pure luck, I’m thinkin’ that’s one of those
fellas right there… I doubt we’ll ever see him again.”

And with that the Dawsons went back to work. Richard headed back
into the house and Travis gave Caleb a gentle push saying “get back to
work youngin’, you’ve got things to do.”  Three steps in front of Travis,
Caleb gave a quick kick backward sending the prairie dirt flying.
“Someday big brother, I’m going to box your ears for good.” 

Father Richard cracked a smile as he watched the pair.  How these
two ever got anything done was a small miracle in itself. His wife,
God rest her soul, would be so pleased to see these young men and
what they have become. Richard looked skyward and said softly,

“Wish you could be here to see them in the flesh love, they remind
me of you so much every day.”  Richard headed into the house, but
not before yelling out, “Caleb… are you going to fix this porch board
today or not?”   Richard shook his head side to side thinking,

I’m going to have to watch that young one…he might need a little
more direction than his brother. Richard stepped over the fractured
porch step and headed in to resume the morning routine at his
desk.  Richard thought about their just departed visitor Bailey.


He sure was an interesting and colorful fellow…probably it was those attributes and his friendly spirit that kept him alive this long.



Wednesday, August 16, 2017

'On Elvis'....

Much like the week in 1963 when we lost president Kennedy... most who
were on the planet remember the death of Elvis Presley.

Hard to believe it was 40 years ago, but that dang calendar doesn't lie
does it?

I was actually doing pre-funeral career business that night in Rochester, N.Y.

As a weekend d.j. on the 50,000 watt WHAM I had gone on the air to do
my five hour soft sounds program, which followed David A. Sennett and
his electrical radio program.

The news of Elvis passing on that night was a huge huge story.  The
news wires were buzzing with both facts and non-facts..... the
authorities there trying to get the story out as quickly as they could.

The phones were lighting up with people wanting to know more than
we could broadcast.  People were in Elvis-shock.  Shock that this
entertainer could be dead at age 42...in what seemed like the near
peak of his career.

Death is an odd event. It shows no favoritism, no planning, no
distinction between poor or rich, famous or not, it just happens.

Forty years ago it claimed Elvis. But did Elvis really die?

We've all heard the stories of him being seen, even years
after his death. Did he take his money and go to a deserted
island to live the good life....undisturbed by the masses of
fans that hounded him? Probably not.

I'm pretty sure the medical examiner got it right. Here was
a 42 year old whose body was in pretty bad shape...a guy
that may have had just a bit much in food, fun, frolic
and some substances he shouldn't have had.

But, it was his life, so who are we to judge.

He was one of a kind indeed. But that's the way the
Good Lord intended all of us to be.... one of a kinds.






Wednesday, August 9, 2017

'The Brits continue to buy'....







Well, the 8th of every month I get to log in with my publisher in California and
check on the sales numbers for the previous month. And as in the month before,
the Brits continue to purchase Undertakings of an Undertaker.

Amazon UK continues to have a steady stream of sales 'across the pond', and
it monthly seems to amaze me. The internet is indeed an amazing place... the good,
the bad, and the unpredictable... all rolled into one it seems.

I continue to work on the next book, my western novel, more of which you will
hear about before too long... with over 46,000 words on paper, it should be
maxed out and finished at 65,000 words.....so I'll keep plugging away at it...
and who knows... it could 'hit' before year's end... or not. I've learned over the
last 3 years that you can't really plan the day to day activities....even though
you might be retired... for me, many days I'm just tired.

Thanks for stopping in again. If you haven't discovered them yet, there are about
twenty pretty good short stories posted here on my blog. Look at the right
hand column on your screen, and you will see some monthly postings. Enjoy
them. Some of them are best read at night.... just before bedtime.

Take care all, pray for peace.








Saturday, July 29, 2017

'Those choosing cremation....





The trend has been continuing for the last few decades... more
and more people are choosing cremation over the traditional
ground burial in a casket and vault.

Twenty to thirty years ago.. cremation rates around the country
were running in the vicinity of maybe 20- 30% or more... and
they have inched up yearly it seems.

As little as ten years ago.. the rate went up to about 40%
choosing cremation... but last year, it broke the all time
record of over 50% choosing cremation over ground burial.

There are so many reasons for the numbers...too many really
to discuss. Younger people want quick, non-traditional, or
no services as well. Costs have increased.. the average
funeral well over $7,200 in most states.. and that's modest.

If you live to the year 2035.... there is a 78% chance  you'll
be cremated...yes... look at the numbers projected in the
graph below.
The best thing for you  to do is make your wishes known
whether you want ground burial, cremation, donation etc.

If you don't make your wishes known.. there is a very
good chance you'll be pushed into the retort at 1,850
degrees.  Cremation; a choice, but it's not for
everyone.


Monday, July 24, 2017

'Inquisitive minds want to know'...




If you check out my writings regularly, you will know that about

two weeks ago I was in a quandary as to why my book

Undertakings of an Undertaker was doing so well across the pond

in the UK. So, being the aggressive chap that I am,

I got on the web, found an address for one of

London's finest funeral homes; Leverton and

Sons which has a long and wonderful history in funeral service.

I wrote them a very nice note asking them if they knew why

my book is doing so well there....last month... very well...

almost doubling that of the U.S. folks seeking it.

I received a very nice note from Hanna Leverton, one of the

owners.... and she was as puzzled by it I was and could

offer no explanation. So, Sherlock, where are you when I

need you? The Brits like the book, and I'm thrilled with

that... and it's brought me some new found followers, so,

if you are one of those; welcome aboard!  Think you'll find

some jolly good stuff here from time to time, and thanks.